Travel and Car Quotes

I love quotes of all kinds. They can be funny or inspirational. I really enjoy reading quotes when I am going through a hard time or just for fun. They can really help inspire you or bring you joy. It may make you feel like someone else knows how you feel. It’s also great to unwind with a few laughs.

 Here are some great car and travel quotes:

“Hey, people who travel with their bed pillow. You look insane. ” – Jim Gaffigan

“It is not down in any map; true places never are.” – Herman Melville

“There’s only four ways to get unraveled; one is to sleep and the other is travel.” – Jim Morrison

“My fear of flying starts as soon as I buckle myself in and then the guy up front mumbles a few unintelligible words then before I know it I’m thrust into the back of my seat by acceleration that seems way too fast and the rest of the trip is an endless nightmare of turbulence, of near misses. And then the cabbie drops me off at the airport.” – Dennis Miller

“I travel a lot; I hate having my life disrupted by routine.” - Caskie Stinnett

“Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.” – George Carlin.

“You want to know what it’s like to be on a plane for 22 hours. Sit in a chair, squeeze your head as hard as you can, don’t stop, then take a paper bag and put it over your mouth and nose and breath your own air over and over and over.” – Lewis Black

.“A child on a farm sees a plane fly by overhead and dreams of a faraway place a traveler on the plane sees the farmhouse and dreams of home.” – Carl Burns

“Stop worrying about the potholes in the road and celebrate the journey.” – Fitzhugh Mullan

 “I can’t think of anything that excites a greater sense of childlike wonder than to be in a country where you are ignorant of almost everything.” – Bill Bryson

“A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles.” – Tim Cahill

“We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time.” – T. S. Eliot

“Travel like Ghandi, with simple clothes, open eyes and an uncluttered mind.” – Rick Steves

“When you come to a fork in the road….take it” – Yogi Berra

“Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?” – Erma Bombeck

“I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.” – Mark Twain

“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover”. – Mark Twain

“I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming”- Mitch Hedberg

“The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it”.- Dudley Moore