I used to collect random things like shot glasses, lighters
and even bumper stickers. I didn’t stick the bumper stickers on anything
though. I would use a push pin and hang them on my wall. I was worried about
them fading or being ripped off. I wanted to keep my funny bumper stickers that
I had found. I had everything from funny ones to band bumper stickers. My mom
used to have a bumper sticker on her car that said “Caribbean Soul.” It was so
cool. Everything about that car was awesome. It was nicknamed by Noah as the green
car. I miss that car because that was the car Noah was a baby in. He was
brought home from the hospital in that car. I know it was just a car but it was
special. It was a very sad day when she turned it in. I think that bumper
stickers are like tattoos for cars. They give it character and personality. It
is a form of expression and can even remind you of places you have been. It is
also a great way to identify your car if you have a common color and make. You
may find several of the same car and color if you are in a big parking garage.
Bumper stickers can also be entertaining after being in the
car for a long time. They give you something to read and think about you. I
personally like funny ones that make me laugh. There are so many funny bumper
stickers out there. One of my favorites is “Don’t make me release my flying
monkeys.” I love the Wizard of Oz. Another favorite of mine is “It is as bad as
you think and they ARE out to get you”. It reminds me of Gibb’s Rules from NCIS
which is my favorite show. A lot of bumper stickers are in fact boring but I
compiled a list of funny bumper stickers.
