Have you ever heard of the website Dear Blank, Please Blank?
It is a website where you can submit your letters to people or things and most
of them are really funny. My friends Ben and Amber got me addicted to it. I could spend hours reading it. I decided after a failed attempt of
submitting my own Dear Blank, Please Blank letter. I would make a post about Dear Blank Please
Blank Blogger addition. This is about
some things bloggers have noticed in the blogosphere that I wanted to share
with you.
Please note: This is just in fun, not something that is to
offend and is a purely humor post.
Dear PR,
Please stop asking us to blog for a chance to win something.
Blogging is our job.
Sincerely,
Do they hold a raffle for your paycheck?
Dear PR,
The smiley in word doesn’t translate to a smiley in email.
Sincerely,
I spent 10 months
trying to figure out who J is
Dear Companies,
Please don’t try and trade us Twitter Followers and Facebook
fans to hold your giveaways.
Sincerely,
My grocery store doesn’t accept followers as a form of
payment
Dear Companies,
Please don’t use more traffic as an incentive to get us to
blog about you.
Sincerely,
They don’t take traffic either
Dear Companies,
Please stop filling packages with those little crinkled
pieces of paper.
Sincerely,
They are pretty but they make a huge mess
Dear PR,
Please send full sized products, especially when it is a
beauty product.
Sincerely,
One or half an
application won’t help me review
Dear PR,
Please be thoughtful when you are sending toys to review.
Sincerely,
Moms with more than one child
Dear Event planners,
Please make a note when you are inviting a blogger to a show
in New York.
Sincerely,
I live 1000 miles away
Dear Companies,
Please read our blogs and get to know our families.
Sincerely,
Why are you pitching me for that?
Dear PR,
Please when you plan for brand trips invite different
bloggers, I am sure they are great but share the wealth.
Sincerely,
Never been on a brand trip
Dear Companies,
Please send me ice cream, but sending it overnight in dry
ice is not necessary.
Sincerely,
Coupons are cheaper to send
Dear PR,
Please call me Sheila that is why my blog is Sheilacakes.
Sincerely,
If my name was blogger my blog would be Bloggercakes
Dear PR,
Please stop sending me irrelevant press releases about
celebrities’ clothes or what products they use.
Sincerely,
I am not Vogue or Parents Magazine
Dear PR and Companies,
Please don’t offer samples when you have none.
Sincerely,
Still waiting for my really expensive watch
Dear PR and Companies,
Please stop pitching me saying you have samples and then run
out of them.
Sincerely,
Don’t pitch more than you have.
Dear Companies and PR,
I would love a vacation just so you know.
Sincerely,
The Mom blogger with a whinny five year old
